This morning, I open my inbox to find…

… An e-mail from Renato?!?

Subject: Hellos from the empress!

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Hi Katherine:I am Renato (Youe assistant waiter).Do you remember me?.How are you?I miss you a lot!.I will be in vacation in november the 5 th.When will be you in Washington state?.I told my sister so would be nice you and her will meet in there.Give me your cel phone number so i can call you soon. I thinking about you

renatoMSN Amor Busca tu ½ naranja

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…I’m not sure exactly what “renatoMSN Amor Busca tu 1/2 naranja” means. I would guess it means “renatoMSN love looks for your half orange,” but I could be mistaken. A little late for me to meet his sister, but I’m still an ecstatic recipient of the above message.