April 2011
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paul is dead and the dulce, nm base: UNDENIABLY...
I have been so busy and haven’t posted here in so long that all my family and some friends (who expressed interest in keeping up with what I’m doing and inspired me to start this blog in the first place) have probably assumed that the real me died in a car accident, and that the only reason I’m still active on facebook from time to time is because it is being controlled by a...
October 2009
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finally I have received approval of my boyfriend...
I am so tired. Last night I put finishing touches on my programming project and submitted at 3am, and woke up this morning at 6am to attend the Cryptologic History Symposium at APL. Naturally when I saw that Whitfield Diffie would be speaking at lunch I was immediately starstruck. I remembered that when we covered Diffie-Hellman key exchange in CMSC 443, Stephens handed out an article about...
September 2009
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unfortunately, i was
Mom: I put it in a dish of spring water and pressed on its tummy until it came back to life!
Madison: Oh yeah... she thinks she resuscitated my fish. Were you here when she tried to incubate the bird egg?
August 2009
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June 2009
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“WOAH, did you see that hay roll across the road? Er, I mean, you know, the...”
– Jeremy, trying to express the concept of a tumbleweed to me
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May 2009
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“I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn’t go anywhere in...”
– Joe Biden, who apparently still hasn’t learned when to shut it
April 2009
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following the purchase of a GPS at target
me: can i have that please?
jeremy (while messing with the gps): no, i'm putting it together
me (just wanting to plug it in and leave): jeremy, that's mine
jeremy: no, its half mine because we're in love
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“You only pay for rides and things that you purchase.”
– SEB Quadmania Event Guide
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Watchi remember abbey wanting to watch this over and over when we rented “the work of director michel gondry” from the library
March 2009
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Rouben Rostamian on some animals
Today in mathematical modeling Dr. Rostamian started a sentence with: “I’m not an expert in salmons, but…”
Later that class, he said “I don’t know if wolves catch rabbits, but, imagine it.”
he is so cool.
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we have a new chick fil-a at school...
If you go there for breakfast you can get a chicken sandwich with an egg on it… which I like to call “Life-Cycle-Of-The-Chicken Sandwich.”
December 2008
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Watchi’m going to keep dividing numbers… until there’s like, fifty numbers after the decimal
November 2008
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October 2008
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May 2008
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January 2008
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“We don’t know anything. We don’t know how to cure a cold or what...”
– The Sister by Miranda July
December 2007
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October 2007
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This morning, I open my inbox to find...
… An e-mail from Renato?!? Subject: Hellos from the empress! ————————————————- Hi Katherine:I am Renato (Youe assistant waiter).Do you remember me?.How are you?I miss you a lot!.I will be in vacation in november the 5 th.When will be you in Washington state?.I told my sister so...
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“You who are white will be able to talk about race in a way that people my age,...”
– Freeman Hrabowski at a family meeting on 9.29.2007
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September 2007
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“x is our independent variable, so we don’t really look at it. x could be...”
– Susan Minkoff on determining if differential equations are linear or not
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“You better watch out, because I’m REALLY GOOD at undoing belts.”
– My Mother, after having her shoe untied during a game of wiffle ball
August 2007
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“It did it so easy it came to me I could fly if I wanted to but I decided not to...”
– That’s What Happened To Me by Michael Fessier
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